Here are a few faves:
His charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for it
He is the only man, to ever ace a Rorschach test
Everytime he goes for a swim, dolphins appear
If he were to give you directions...you would never get lost and you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early
His beard alone, has experienced more then a lessor man's entire body
His blood, smells like cologne
His Legend precedes him the way lightening precedes thunder
What about you - have any faves from these commercials or others?
Stay thirsty my friends...
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