Hello, My name is Matt.

My name is Matt.

My full name is Matthew.

People call me Matt though.

I've notice it is "hip" for people named Christopher to go by "Topher."

Like Topher Grace.

I think from now on I will go by "Thew."

I mean, because I want to be Hip too.

What do you think?

New Name!

In the great words of Mr. Willy Wonka:

Mr. Salt: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? (Unscrambled eggs?) What kind of rubbish is that?

Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.

Or, In layman's terms: What do you think?